we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
