I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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