dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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