just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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