how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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