I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I wear drunk well.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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