Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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