I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
