Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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