Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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