we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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