I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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