I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Who died my cat blue again?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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