We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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