Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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