It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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