i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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