nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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