Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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