How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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