you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
