So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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