Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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