he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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