it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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