he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
the liver wants what the liver wants
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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