Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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