And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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