Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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