jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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