gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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