Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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