we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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