On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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