Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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