what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So vagazzling was a success
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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