return my video game
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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