i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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