WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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