let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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