dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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