he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
