Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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