i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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