the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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