I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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