my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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