I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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