i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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