So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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