he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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