i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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