That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
