Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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